i came for the booty

bonnieesworld: Happy birthday gavin

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:14:39 -0400

bonnieesworld:

Happy birthday gavin

happy birthday gavin you cute little fuck

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:12:17 -0400

happy birthday gavin

you cute little fuck

happy birthday dickie bitch ❤

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:07:32 -0400

happy birthday dickie bitch ❤

circumcisions: reblog if your url is your name in real life

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:03:50 -0400

circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

kari-jane: fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!!...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:13 -0400

kari-jane:

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

this is one of those rare times that i actually laughed verbally and not just mentally

abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:57:05 -0400

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:55:31 -0400

nedroidcomics: The Internet.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:10 -0400

nedroidcomics:

The Internet.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:36 -0400

well i’ll be damned

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:16 -0400

well i’ll be damned

gordonramsaypoetry: it’s fuckin coming

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:35 -0400

gordonramsaypoetry:

it’s fuckin coming

cashewmonster: BLUHAHE

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:43:31 -0400

cashewmonster:

BLUHAHE

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:24 -0400

tinkerlu: RULES: ✿ i don’t know how to do this so i guess likes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:05:35 -0400

tinkerlu:

RULES:

✿ i don’t know how to do this so i guess likes and reblogs both count? i don’t care, let your heart decide ok.

✿ i mean it’s a follower appreciation giveaway as the name suggests but since these are ~~lame~~ boner inducing prizes i guess you DON’T have to be following me but if you ARE i’ll throw in like 2 whole extra little surprises for you that i promise will actually be good i swear maybe i’ll wrap everything too so you can feel super happy and maybe i’LL ADD LIKE 10 THINGS BECAUSE I JUST LIKE GIVING PEOPLE THINGS idk we’ll see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

✿ but then also if you plan to just unfollow me afterwards that’s rough buddy. so like ONLY FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO OK NO PRESSURE LIKE SERIOUSLY DON’T FORCE YOURSELF OK I KNOW I’m LAME

✿ if you want me to draw your oc you’re gonna have to give me some kind of reference or like a really nice description or else i’m gonna mess it up probably

✿ idk how expensive shipping will be but if you’re like super far away from the US and it’s super expensive well idk man…idk. i might just have to send you a CD with pictures of the stuff instead cause i’m not gonna pay 30 bucks to send u dumb things unless you’re my soulmate

✿ u gonna have to be cool with givin’ me ur address k punk

✿ also make sure your ask box is open or else i’m picking a new friend winner person lover so sorry

✿ THIS THING ENDS IDK. UH. SHIT. Um. I GUESS JUNE. UH. JUNE 18th??? June 18th.

kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work are you fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:37:54 -0400

kennedyclintonkat:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

are you fucking kidding me.

no.

no you sit the fuck down.

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING

do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically prepare students for standardized tests that contain literally nothing you feel like they need to learn but you have to ensure that they score well on them otherwise not only could you lose your job but also the school could lose funding

which means that funding for resources like

subsidized lunches

computers for the lab

the fucking librarian’s fucking salary

could dry up?

do you know what it would be like to be hired expecting twenty children in a class but then half of your colleagues get fired so you suddenly have forty children in a class? and then if you’re an average middle or high school teacher you have five or six or sometimes seven classes?

yeah in case you can’t do math because you were too busy making fun of your teacher to pay attention, that’s 200 or 240 or fucking 280 students. and at least 75% of them turn in every assignment. and then you have to grade them, knowing that if you don’t assign x amount of papers your class could get audited and, unless you have tenure (which some teachers now don’t get until seven years after they have the job - that’s SEVEN FUCKING YEARS OF NOT KNOWING IF YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A JOB THE FOLLOWING YEAR) you could lose your job if the administration doesn’t find your class adequate?

also, on top of grading papers, some districts require teacher regularly undergo retraining for students with disabilities, students with english as a second language, sexual assault counseling, bullying prevention, and community relations? and they’re supposed to do all of this on an average salary of $45,000 a year (which is only slightly more than one year of university, aka in order to pay for their undergrad student loans plus their grad school loans they would have to do nothing but pay down loans with their salaries for six fucking years and not buy food or shelter)?

also, side note: teachers do not ever “get the summer off.” they’re planning the shit out of the school year, and attending training days, and researching ways to make their teaching more effective, and handling panicking parents whose students will be entering their classes next year. “summer off” my ass. teachers work as hard during the summer as they do during the school year.

people on this website complain about being stressed out for a lot of things - some serious, some not.

but imagine the stress of having in your care the education of over two hundred people while paying off an astronomical debt to do an often thankless job

AND THEN GIVE ME SOME PISSANT MEME OF A CRYING GIRL YOU FUCKERS

god fucking bless

winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:20:40 -0400

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

COURTNEY WE’RE TWINSIES

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:42:50 -0400

COURTNEY WE’RE TWINSIES

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:35:46 -0400

17yr: this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:29:41 -0400

17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

caligulasaquarikim: if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:28:31 -0400

caligulasaquarikim:

if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is

just look up at the sky and go

‘it’s jesus

jesus is our man’